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French Eating is So Darn Orgasmic! Sexy Warm Fruit In Vino y Miel in Val de Loire

French Warm Fruit Compote French Eating is So Darn Orgasmic! Sexy Warm Fruit In Vino y Miel in Val de Loire

I’m such a lucky gal. Yup. Sure am. My parents rock and I’m so eternally grateful for them. They really are a girl’s best friend.  So I work hard as hell right now to hit the jackpot and take care of them when the time comes (and pay them back, of course, for all their loans).

They sacrifice all things extraordinary to provide an exceptional life for my siblings and me, even now as adults.

7 years ago, I was atop the Eiffel Tower celebrating my birthday with my parents. Just the three of us. They took me to France to party like a rock star! All expense paid 3-week trip! Had a $1,000 dinner the night of mi cumpleaño in Paris. They rented a Benz and we drove 10 hours to Monaco for a 6-day stay there. 

We went to the French Riviera, Nice, Cannes (where I bought my first Louis Vuitton–bad investment) and what’s that bougie place.. uhm.. you know where Sean Combs (Diddy, or Puffy, or P. Diddy) goes every year and has an all white yacht party. It’ll come to me.  

ET leg purple new edit French Eating is So Darn Orgasmic! Sexy Warm Fruit In Vino y Miel in Val de Loire(The most beautiful building to stand under. And on top of.)

A few days before my b-day, our host, Miguel (a Cuban expat living the life in Paris and my dad’s best-friend),  took us to Lye (Le Val de Loire region), 2 hours South Central of Paris. There, he has a bad ass little mansion of sorts. He calls it “Château Marianao” (the neighborhood in Havana where I was born).

The place is a.m.a.z.i.n.g.!

If I recall correctly, it’s from the 17th century, close to 300 years, old but well-mainainted. It’s nestled in the middle of nowhere with a tree-lined entrance and massive front “yard.” It boasts 8 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, servant quarters, and a kitchen only those reading this could really appreciate. It wasn’t heavily decorated, simply holding the bare necessities to live. The doors and entry ways were exceedingly high, making my 5’1″ stature seem more like a 3′ tall kid. 

No detail was left unnoticed, especially the antique headboard in the bedroom where I slept, the wooden toilet with a manual pull and crank, and the lovely ivy creeping up the exterior walls of the house. Oh, and the natural meandering stream in the backyard which was our morning setting for reading the local paper after enjoying a Franco-Cuban breakfast. 

Chateau Marianao in Lye Text French Eating is So Darn Orgasmic! Sexy Warm Fruit In Vino y Miel in Val de Loire(Modest living in Lye, France — Miguel’s home away from home)

We went castle-hopping for three full days (about 5, which I’ll soon be sharing with you in a separate post), visited a cow farm where we enjoyed fresh fromages de chèvre, walked a bucolic mile every morning to buy baguettes from the only bakery in the town, played dominoes while sipping on Cuban espresso and Armangac, and paid a daily eve visit to his neighbor’s house (pictured above on the left) to roast chestnuts at the fireplace. It was a cold November, after all. 

It was all so dreamy and so perfect. It was the life for three days. 

Chateau Chambord for blog French Eating is So Darn Orgasmic! Sexy Warm Fruit In Vino y Miel in Val de Loire(Château Chambord)

Chevre Farm for blog French Eating is So Darn Orgasmic! Sexy Warm Fruit In Vino y Miel in Val de Loire(Dairy farm in Lye)

Of course we ate, too — a combination of mom and me cooking in the large country kitchen while the fellas sparked the fire to offer us sexy warmth. Pan Cubano, guayaba con queso, and baguettes with olive oil and tomato were our go-t0 staples.  That was at “our” château. Every bit of it was delightful as early morning sun shined int through the French windows overlooking the stream. 

Eating out was also beautiful in that it was very simple. Nothing like the anticipated $1,000 birthday dinner a few days ahead back in Paris. It was quite laid back and unassuming. You might think that translates into burger and fries type of food.

Oh, so not the case. As I’m tapering my couth about losing an earring at Château Valençay, where we’d just visited, (I paid all of $1 for it at Urban Outfitters), the familia is debating where to sit. So I order and walk back to the mansion to beg the tour guides assistance. He kindly traced back my entire path. 

Eating in Loire Valency for blog French Eating is So Darn Orgasmic! Sexy Warm Fruit In Vino y Miel in Val de Loire(Mami, me, Miguel, his son Alejandro, and Papi)

And they say I’m OCD. They didn’t find it so I hastily went back to the food post to find the most gorgeous tomato on my plate. Sweet Jesus You are awesome! The natural things You give us to harvest, I’m so thankful for!

Look at this lamb dish with real potato au gratin with roasted tomato. Need I say more?! I think mom, dad AND Miguel ordered the same thing, it was so attractive. Alejandro, being 15 at the time & lacking a discriminating palate, ordered bistec avec pomme frites.

Lamb and pototo gratin at Valencay French Eating is So Darn Orgasmic! Sexy Warm Fruit In Vino y Miel in Val de Loire(Roasted tomatoes and potato gratin)

I will forgo main entrée for dessert. Case in point: the warm fruit bed cooked in wine! 

Someone KISS ME RIGHT NOW!

Back at home, and soon after our return, I had a pending dinner date with a friend. I was working on the menu, mostly internationally-inspired, and it dawned on me that I could do something similar to what I had enjoyed during my three weeks in France. Food is after all, a great way to keep memories alive. 

The warm fruit I had in that quaint restaurant right outside of Valençay.  I mean, dessert always comes to mind first.  Dinner was great but dessert was far better. It always is. Always.

The one I had in Lye, France was just so incredible (pictured). The pictures really don’t do it justice. Do they ever?! Let’s see, served with a succulent cake, the fruit was drenched in wine and sugar–can’t remember for certain–with cinnamon and maybe cardamom. Who knows and who cares! The stuff was great!

Orgasmic kind of great! 

French Pound Cake for blog French Eating is So Darn Orgasmic! Sexy Warm Fruit In Vino y Miel in Val de Loire(Apple pound cake with warm fruit and crème Anglaise)

That trip was fabulous. I found my earring after all (the great lunch inspired a skip back to the castle for another walkthrough which turned to be successful!). And then I even considered moving there and finding myself a French man. He’ll take me shopping and I’ll cook for him. Maybe even a trip to the Alps.

I travel a lot. And though my recent vacation to Spain was amazing, nothing like it has topped that trip in 2006. I want to share more of that adventure with you. So maybe sometime in the next month I’ll post pictures and more stories on eating in France. I’m sure you want to know why we paid $8 for a shot of espresso. Ridiculous.

In the meantime, enjoy the recipe of the warm fruit dessert. I swear it’s to die for. And even better, it’s super fast and easy. I was working off memory, so I modified it and added some of my fave liquor, different fruit, and used honey instead of sugar. Oh, and I’m certain they didn’t have cloves in theirs either–something I love!

Bon Appétit!

Oh, the place we also visited was Saint Tropez! How could I forget! Talk about exclusivity and trés chic! Yes, that’s where we paid $8 for a single shot of espresso! Good LAWD!

*I first published this post in November, 2008, just 11 months into launching Flanboyant Eats. How time flies. It’s been edited and updated to include some missing details and information and for accuracy. And the pictures have been duly edited. It also serves as a pre-cursor to additional upcoming stories from that very trip. Surely three posts can’t tell the tale of three weeks spent anywhere. Especially France. 

 

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 DRUNKEN WARM FRUIT RELISH IN WINE & HONEY

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup strawberries, sliced in half
  • 1 cup blueberries
  • 1 cup green apple, chopped
  • 1 cup green grapes, peeled
  • 1 cup peaches, chopped
  • 4 cups GOOD dry white wine, (not Reisling)
  • 3 splashes Grand Marnier
  • 1/2 cup honey
  • powdered sugar
  • 1 tbsp. nutmeg
  • 1 tbsp. cinnamon or cardamom
  • 3 whole cloves
  • pinch of salt
  • a few mint leaves

Method:

Add wine to large saucepan and simmer for about 5 minutes. Add fruit, all spices and cloves. Turn heat to medium and reduce for about 10 minutes or until fruit is almost tender. Add honey, Grand Marnier and pinch of salt and stir. Cover, lower heat and cook for 5 minutes. Serve immediately in bowl and top with whip cream or confectioners sugar! Garnish with mint leaves. Serve with bread pudding or pound cake or anything you like. Serves 6.

 

By Bren
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Comments

    Bren, those fruits sounds realllyyyyy good :) And yes, you are right… your are so lucky but you truly deserve it ;)
    Enjoy your weekend, Margot

    Kevin says:

    That trip to France sounded like great fun! The fruit sounds really good as well.

    AJ says:

    Loved the post.  The lamb and potatoes looked so good.  The fruits would be good on my cream cheese poundcake.  Your parents are so cute. 

    Marie says:

    Will your parents adopt me?? I can put out a nice Italian dish for them!
    That trip was amazing, more pictures please!!

    Nick says:

    Incredible trip, you’re one lucky girl (I think that’s the word you were looking for at the top). And I could see that fruit being quite tantalizing…

    courtney says:

    Ahhhh. I miss France. Some of my best years were spent there studying. They really know how to use ingrediants.

    courtney says:

    Lost mu comment. I miss France so. My best years were spent there studying. Love how they use ingrediants.

    These are the memories that will always follow you Bren and shape your foodie ventures. Spending 3 weeks in France is what dreams are made of:D

    Lys says:

    OK, this commenting feature and I are fighting…  *LOL* but as I tried to say twice before, Bren, you have outdone yourself.  I’m sooo adding this recipe to my “arsenal”. 

    Reggie says:

    OMG!! Memories!! See that plate of food and dessert brought me back two years ago when wifey and I were there! It was memorable in itself as I proposed to her in front of the eiffel tower. Now between that and seeing this orgasmic plate of delicious looking food/dessert..I could back today and do it all over again!! Ahhhhhh and A big  Hmmmmmmm-delicioous!!!!

    chefb says:

    Margot: I hope you try it. It really is amazing. I’m soo soo blessed, I don’t even deserve it…
    Kevin: IT was all that and a bag of chips.
    Alicia: Fabulosity is all I have to say… mami and papi are the best.
    Marie: hee hee. I’ll ask them!
    Nick: Thanks for the word I was looking for. Sometimes I have brain farts.
    Courtney: If I could move there, I totally would. Love that place. Everything about it.
    Bellini Valli: They sure will. I’m so thankful for them. Like Margo said, I’m so lucky but I swear I don’t deserve it all.
    Lys: LOL! sorry chica. Make it, I swear u’ll pull a man in…
    Reggie: Yes Lord, that place is super sexy, super lovey and super expensive! I didn’t know u proposed there. Look at you! Tres romantique! :)

    diva says:

    oh god, that looks realllly good and if it’s warm, that just doubles the intensity of my happiness if i had that before me right now in this dastard cold English winter. also, what’s that gorgeous last picture?? it looks like cake with melted ice cream..mmmm.

    sharon says:

    Clearly, I need to stopping heading to Vegas so that I can one day afford a luxurious trip like yours!  What a great celebration with yes, sexy food!  Having the time to walk a mile to buy fresh baguettes sounds dreamy.  Great trip!

    Simone says:

    The recipe sounds delicious, maybe I’ll try it thisThanksgiving weekend.  I’m a little stuck in the wine type?  Besitos!! 

    Bridget says:

    Oh my! I can’t wait to try the warm fruit.  Mmm, it looks like a guilt-free dessert.  Your receipes always rock!

    chefectomy says:

    B - Way too much going on in this post to comment completely. You look fabulous in front of the chateau. Did you have La Tour Eiffel painted purple?

    When do I got to test one of your cookbook recipes?

    Lori Lynn says:

    You are so fortunate to have such a lovely family, and have the opportunity to try such fabulous fare. Ooh, that Chateau is breathtaking!

    taj says:

    LOVE IT! LOVE IT! LOVE IT!

    Miesha says:

    You are hilarious!  You write just like you are talking to someone on the phone, love it!
    France!  Niiiiiiiiiice.  (praying: “dear God in Heaven pls help me not to envy Bren for that trip!”) LOL!  And i had no idea you can make sushi…tell me why it’s one of my faves?!!  okay like i am TOTALLY sushi obsessed.  i gotta get some pointers from you to make it.  i’ve been telling my friends i want to learn to make it since i love to eat it!  i’m sure this man you cooked for was very grateful for the yummies.  :)
    Can’t wait to see ya again and interview you mama…such talent!

    Darius T. Williams says:

    Yo creo que necesito la vida de tu! Tu tienes una vida buenisima!

    Like…for real!

    -DTW http://www.everydaycookin.blogspot.com

    Yes you are one lucky gal!  What wonderful parents you have and what a great trip.

    Prudy says:

    Que suerte tienes!  How funny that we would both blog about our birthdays in Paris!  Not to mention paid for by our parents.  Entonces, los dos tenemos la suerte, no es cierto?

    Cakelaw says:

    Fabulous trip, fabulous food – lucky you! And you found your earring – how about that for luck?

    chefb says:

    Diva: the 2nd pic was in fact some cake alongside the warm fruit. it was incredible.
    Sharon: lol.. you clearly love Vegas, so keep enjoying it! tho i don’t remember seeing much sexy food out there! LOL!
    Simone: mija, tienes que hacer esto pa’ ti y tu marido!
    Bridget: okay so we’ll have this on a night we’re vegging out and watching lipstick jungle.
    Chefectomy: oh geesh, thanks for the compliment! i edited the pic! and i’ll email you some cookbook recipes; thanks for asking.
    Taj: me too!! LOL!
    Miesha: i’m so glad u know me as a scorpio and how we do. I do like to write as if i really talking to you so you can experience the moment with me. And yes, I taught myself how to make sushi ONLY for that man, since he’s the one that put me on to it like 7 years ago. He’s special so he gets got that kind of labor. maybe i’ll do a Latin sushi class! hmm.
    Darius: me’ncanta que me’scribiste en Espanol!
    SimplyGlutenFree: Yes, I’m so thankful. It’s really a great thing to have the best parents and siblings.
    Prudy: I know right!! LOL! Y claro que si, tenemos mucha suerto y soy muy agradecida.
    Cakelaw: yes can u believe i found my earring!! amazing.

    very cute post!!  i love france so much, your pictures were nice.  i love that you took your parents. i would love to be able to have that type of site-seeing trip w/ my parents again.  thank god you found that earring!  your trip would’ve been totally f-ed after that if it wasn’t found!  that fruit dish is so simple and tasty – the perfect french dessert. 

    speaking of france… we still haven’t made anything from the awesome book we won from you but we have dog-eared about 8 things!

    Hélène says:

    Yes, we French eat so good.  I’m from Quebec but our origins are French, you would love to visit the ‘Belle Province’, to taste all the great food.

    The reasons why we latent germanic fellas (that is, anyone of English, German, Danish and Dutch origins) have invaded Frances is for one simple reason.

    Our women do not kiss as passionately and our food does not arose such Eiffelic interest in our strides as that of the Gaulic cuisiniste!

    We are, we germanic brothers, a hungry race, proud in our manhood, yet begging as puppies for wine and fruit….the likes of which combined could turn our stalwart gutteral tongue into exquisite well dressed lovers !

    I say to you m’lady Bren, have sympathy for the fromageless, the pommefritesless, the Lawdless!

    YAIME says:

    ESO ESTA QUE LO HARE AHORA EN LAS CHRITSMAS PARA SORPRENDER A TODOS

    I so want your life hahaha! Wow!

    Jehancancook says:

    This sounds amazing! I can totally eat this with a scoop of Vanilla ice cream!

    Veronica says:

    Beautiful post…a adore going to France and all things french. Your recipe for drunkin fruit sounds parfait! lovely trip my friend.

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